Paddy The Beaver

"Thief! thief! thief!" He screamed in his harshest voice. Paddy the Beaver looked up with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Hello, Mr. Jay. I see you haven't any better manners than your cousin who lives up where I come from," said he.

"Thief! thief! thief!" screamed Sammy, hopping up and down, he was so angry.

"Meaning yourself, I suppose," said Paddy. "I never did see an honest Jay, and I don't suppose I ever will."